So tonight we had chineefoo which is Katie code for chinese food. And I got a fortune which was all uselessy fortuney, of course. Cuz that's wut always happens. Here it is peoplez: THE BEST PROPHET OF THE FUTURE IS THE PAST. In CAPSLOCK and everything. And I was all, "*sarcastisquees* wtf you fortune people you could not think of anything better to tell mee that that? howabout something like "you will get your face snogged completely off by some hot guy who is an eccentric artist that models swimsuits on the side at the end of the month" or anything like that?" I believe it was safe to say that I was not happy. But then I actually squeed because I got the extra fortune cookie (yes i likea cookie) and I got to eat that and plus I got a new fortune WHICH READS: DISCOVER THE TALENTS WITHIN YOURSELF. I wonder what that means. I hope it doesn't mean that I should find out that I am good at juggling apples or something stupid like that. That would be absolutely cackiful.
So After dinner I went off and read sum books and did whatever it is nerdy lonely people do. After I had had enough of nerdy lonely emo solitude I went to go take a shower and spent waay too much time in there making princess leia buns with my shampoo-y hair and over conditioning. I aggressivley conditioned for some particular reason, so now I have softy smoothy hair that is all glimmery and this is a lie because it is still wet and I still do not know how it will turn out.
Now it is after I have taken my Star Wars themed shower and mah Dad has been impressing me with his great knowledge of sharks. Okay he does not really have a great knowledge of sharks but he knows of waay more kinds than I do. LEMME SEE HOW MANY I KNOW.
great whites
tigersharks
bullsharks
oceanic whitetips
those blacktip ones
nursesharks
whalesharks
lemonsharks (lemonade, sweet lemonade!)
hammerheadsharks
mako sharks
baskingsharks
bluesharks
reefsharks
And mkay that's all the sharks I know. As I am informing you of all this my towel has gone all suicidal and has decided to jump off my head. I was all pissy with it so I just dumped it back on to my head and so now I look like a nun from the church of St. Mary Bluetowel. Lol. By the way I am making this blawg all styleized whether you like it or not. HOW DO YAH LIKE MEH NOW, BIZNITCH? P.S. Mah new word is squee.
(I apologize for the absolute weirdness but I am a bit kerknackered today for reason unknown)
LUFF KAYTAY <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 lol excessive heartage
